Making The World Better One Fat Ass At A Time

Warning: If you are part of the 5% of women who wear a size 2 or less then this does not concern your skinny bitch ass.

As a retail professional at the store level I am constantly asked the question, "Do I look fat in this?" Well, if you look like anything resembling a Biggest Loser contestant, then yes! (There is a mirror in the room, if you think the outfit is questionable do yourself a favor and put down the venti cup o'fat.) For most of us women we need a little somethin' somethin' to hold everything nicely in place. It is absolutely essential that every woman has at least one pair of Spanx in their wardrobe. While you may be thinking that $30.00 plus is expensive, then you are in luck! Sara Blakely creater of Spanx has created a cheaper line called Assets that will run you about $15.00 and is available at Target. My personal favorite is the Unbelieveable Underwear. Also, the Assets tights and leggings are winter essentials. So please, the next time you go to try on that Trina Turk dress take your Assets so a sales associate won't have to lose their job saying ,"Yes, that does make your ass look large."